Paint

OK, so maybe ALL the stories aren't about the bathroom.

I really like all of my kids this year, but I DO have some funny ones. Yesterday as I was picking them up on the playground at the beginning of the day, this one little girl comes up and shows me the palms of her hands and they are bright red. I thought she had gotten hurt or something. But she said it was paint. Then I noticed that she also had it on her neck. And when I pointed this out to her, she proceeded to lift her shirt and show us her nice RED stomach. It looks more like a stain, than paint, so we ask her, "What kind of paint IS that?"

She looks at us like we are idiots and says, "RED."

And that's all we got out of her.